Thanks to reverendmother, and indirectly, to jo(e) for this...

Three names you go by:
(or at least what people call me)
Father--(When I'm in my collar.) Comes with the territory in Chicago....the great RC assumption.
Pastor (my first name)--What most folks around here who refuse to just call me by my first name call me...and they shorten it to Pastor.
Darlin'--an ex used to call me this. It made me melt.

Three screen names you've had:
NotShyChiRev
ChicagoRev
Dirktex (remember chat rooms in the 90's?) This sounded good for some odd reason.

Three physical things you like about yourself:
My grey-blue eyes.
My resonant, but relatively pleasant, voice.
My generally very sensitive sense of touch.

Three physical things you dislike about yourself:
I'm blind as a bat.
I'm big as a house.
I have ugly feet.

Three parts of your heritage:
German (maternal gf)
Scotch/Irish (paternal)
Cajun/Native American/English (maternal gm)

Three things you are wearing right now:
Black leather Rockport Dressports H20 tassle loafers, size 9M
Black mesh and chrome belt, size 44--only fits now cuz its mesh. :-)
Black dockers with matching black and tan dockers golf shirt.

Three favorite bands/musical artists:
Andrea Marcovicci--she's incredible.
Cast of Avenue Q
Chicago Gay Men's Chorus

The last three songs you listened to:
3 songs from the upcoming CGMC concert:
Tulip Time
Istanbul not Constantinople
Walk Like an Egyptian
(sense a theme?)

Three things you want in a relationship:
Laughter
Compassionate, intelligent talks
Moments of shared silence holding one another.

Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeals to you:
Bright eyes
a generally hirsute appearance
a medium to low voice

Three of your favorite hobbies:
Writing
Reading
Watching cooking shows

Three things you want to do really badly right now:
Nap
Not lead the Session meeting tonight.
Be debt-free.

Three things that scare you:
My father's reaction to his chemo and radiation
The current administration
Any bug that ventures into my bed.

Three of your everyday essentials:
Head and Shoulders everyday formula
Flonase
Morning Edition on NPR

Three careers you have considered or are considering:
(oddly all stolen, but accurately, from RM)
Actor in Broadway musicals
College professor
Bookstore owner

Three places you want to go on vacation:
Provence
Australia
Scotland (inc. Iona) and the Lake District of England

Three kids' names you like:
Charlotte
Jeremy
Hermione

Three things you want to do before you die:
Get married (to a man, of course)
Travel on a train in style for a long distance.
Cruise around the world.

Three ways you are stereotypically a boy:
I am a slob.
I usually have short hair.
I will rewear underwear if necessity demands it.

Three ways you are stereotypically a girl:
(So sue me.)
I love to shop.
I want people to like me. (RM says this is girl-like.)
I think that Jude Law is scrumptious.

Three celebrity crushes:
Jude Law
Ewan McGregor
2xist underwear spokesmodel Rafael Verga

Three people I would like to see take this quiz:
All who would probably will.