(and I'm not complaining)

1. Wasting too much thought about Ann Coulter
This ingrate is so over that her recent intentionally incendiary slur of John Edwards as a f****t is merely more evidence of her desperation to remain relevant. That being said...I look forward to Mitt Romney's words of admiration coming back to haunt him.

2. Anything to do with Anna Nicole Smith
The tragic life of a pathetic D-list celebrity is poignant only because two children of God have died premature deaths and an infant faces years of being a tool in the sad saga of 3 publicity and cash seeking people I'd expect to appear on Jerry Springer. (and that's not counting the Gabor husband)
Poke them all with a fork. They are done and I don't ever want to see or hear anything more about them.

3. Dick Cheney
Your #1 lieutenant is a convicted felon who, when the chips were down, turned on you and the White House, causing almost as much damage as you caused with your scatter-shot rifle in South Texas. Scooter's trial exposed your office for the snake pit it is. Further, your pinched-mouth acknowledgment of your daughter and her partner's decision to become parents has been notable for its failure to take issue with those in your party who call what she is doing evil and immoral. And, it looks like you need to tend to your own health, so you'll have time for all of your grandchildren. Sir, your time is up. Resign. We are done with you.

4. Dumb Game Shows
I may indeed not be smarter than a fifth grader, but I'm sick to death of the schadenfreude festival that is modern game shows. There are only two decent game shows on the air today...Jeopardy and Who Wants to Be a Millionaire...because they are only about what you know and how fast you can think. I might have been able to make a case for Wheel of Fortune a decade or so ago, but it just gives me a headache now. I'm sorry Howie, Bob Saget, et al. Go away....with no parting gifts.

5. James Cameron's Jesus Tomb Bulls***
Um...last time I checked, there was a discovery channel documentary on this tomb, what...TEN years ago!? Find ONE, even ONE academically respected scholar who doesn't think this is rank speculation and manipulation, and I'll give up Peeps forever. Hey there, ersatz "King of the World"...Just Go Away....before the real one gets Medieval on your ass.

There...I've said all I feel the need to say about these topics. Please, please, don't make me write about them anymore BlogMuse? Please, please, please!!!!