It's not too often that I've sparked a Michael Jackson media frenzy. But, hey, there's a first for everything.

My crack reporting led to television helicopters filming Jacko coming out of his hotel with sheets atop his head and to The Washington Post, The Baltimore Sun and numerous entertainment media outlets looking into his property search on Maryland's Eastern Shore. Of course, everything I wrote turned out to be true. And I was there first.

Gentlemen, I await your calls with high-paying job offers.

Happy 4th.

-The King of Paparazzi