I was a bit bored today, and got back to playing with monkeys. You know, the battling monkeys, like the one that's on my main page.

For the longest time, Kenny has been the local uber-monkey. Well, after two and a half hours of total unproductiveness at work, I have finally found what may, in fact, be an even badder-assed monkey than even the mighty Kenny's.

It's all about The Game.

Triple H is a Garlic-Eating Death Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 9.9 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Triple H, enter your name: