Via Holly Black, check out this wonderful piece at McSweeney's: If H.P. Lovecraft had been a copywriter for Whitman's chocolate truffles... Here's one of my favorite samples, to whet your appetite:

Chocolate Cherry Cordial

You must not think me mad when I tell you what I found below the thin shell of chocolate used to disguise this bonbon's true face. Yes! Hidden beneath its rich exterior is a hideously moist cherry cordial! What deranged architect could have engineered this non-Euclidean aberration? I dare not speculate.

Read the whole piece.

I giggled all the way through! (And yet now I really crave more chocolate...despite the madness & doom that would indubitably follow!)