Someone really needs to ban my broke ass from Ebay. I have issues. I ALSO have a brand new pair of “Retro Rockabilly Black Pin Up Platform Pumps.” I’ll know later whether or not I also have the “Polka Dot Party Retro Rockabilly Swing Dress” and the “Dolce & Gabbana Rockabilly Pink Bowling Shirt Pinup 50’s.” Anyone want to bid outbid me? Feel free. My gas company will thank you. No? Well, I guess I’ll look pretty cute at my friend E’s rehearsal dinner.

As if my financial woes weren’t severe enough, I also (praise Elvis!) have the ENTIRE WEEKEND OFF of work. I know. I’m having trouble wrapping my mind around it as well. Sure, I could pick up a shift or two to appease the gas company, but how much fun would that be? Not much I say!

I am unsure yet as to what sort of hedonistic activity I will partake of in the coming hours, but I will be damn sure to find something. I will not return to work on Monday whining that my weekend was so lame that I ought to just have worked. Nope. In fact, I already have plans to skip out of work a touch early today to hang with the boy (oh yes, I’m already a bit of a bad influence on Mr. Responsible). Not sure what we’ll do yet, but there will definitely be some frolicking. It is spring, after all. It is a Must Frolick time of year.

And with that, I must go back outside. I can’t take this cubicle for a second longer.