I assume most of my fellow students are ass-deep in outlines, hornbooks, and study group meetings. I'm entirely sure that many of them will do much better on their finals than I will. Why, you ask? Cause I'd rather snuggle on the couch with two beagles, or snuggle with my guy, or watch reruns of shows I've never heard of, or play Space Invaders online, or make yet another coffee run, or take a nap, or search through my (still?) unpacked boxes in vain for my X-Box, or or or or OR... than even *start* (yeah, I said start) my outlines.

I'm running very low on time wasters at the moment, and I might have to go to the bar and meet my guy and his friend for some beer and basketball-watching (I know...I'm getting desperate). Otherwise, I really might have to start studying.

When I lose my scholarship and can't find a job, I'll know why.