Well, here's a new one to get you started...

You sit on the couch, bored, watching AFV with your boyfriend. A man in a delivery room swoons and passes out. You comment about the big baby (aka, the swooner) unable to keep his shit together while his wife is delivering their child. Your boyfriend says something like, "at least he's there." You, amazed that standards for fatherhood/husbandhood have fallen so very low, look aghast.

Now...argue...!

Oh, and when that one gets old, start in on the people that bring video cameras into delivery rooms...