You don't have to hide your Constantino's chocolate chip cookie in the freezer. If your girlfriend notices that you hid it from her, it might really hurt her feelings. She might feel like a big fat cookie monster. She might even cry. She will almost absolutely fail to consider that it just "fell" in that little nook between the ice maker and the back corner of the fridge, or shrug and say there is probably a legitimate reason for the cookie being there that has *nothing* at all to do with her. She might vow (brace yourself) never to cook or bake anything for you ever again, let alone do a majority of the grocery shopping from here forward.

Oh, and she probably didn't want your stupid cookie anyway. She can buy her own. So be a proud little cookie buyer and stop hiding them. You'll no longer have to worry about being called a "greedy bastard" behind your back.

Regards,

Concerned Friend and Cookie Finder