Dispatches from the City of Angels
I'm a writer and humorist living in and writing about Los Angeles. You can catch my novel LOSING CLEMENTINE out March 6 from William Morrow. In the meantime, feel free to poke around. Over at my website you can find even more blog entries than I could fit here, as well as a few other ramblings. Enjoy and come back often.
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Excuse me while I go punch something...
In today's news, rookie training for WNBA players now includes hour-long sessions on makeup and fashion.
Oh, yes, that's right. Professional athletes. Mandatory makeup lessons. Sound familiar?
From the official charm school guide given to the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League players in 1943:
"Every woman wants to have an attractive and pleasing mouth. As you speak, people watch your mouth and you can do much, with a few of the very simplest tools, to make your mouth invitingly bespeak your personality. Your beauty aids should, of course, include an appropriate type of lipstick and a brush. They should be selected with consideration and care."
Sixty-five years. Zero progress.
Oh, yes, that's right. Professional athletes. Mandatory makeup lessons. Sound familiar?
From the official charm school guide given to the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League players in 1943:
"Every woman wants to have an attractive and pleasing mouth. As you speak, people watch your mouth and you can do much, with a few of the very simplest tools, to make your mouth invitingly bespeak your personality. Your beauty aids should, of course, include an appropriate type of lipstick and a brush. They should be selected with consideration and care."
Sixty-five years. Zero progress.
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