Dispatches from the City of Angels
I'm a writer and humorist living in and writing about Los Angeles. You can catch my novel LOSING CLEMENTINE out March 6 from William Morrow. In the meantime, feel free to poke around. Over at my website you can find even more blog entries than I could fit here, as well as a few other ramblings. Enjoy and come back often.
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Dim Su-tah
There's blog I enjoy written by a whacked out, depressive mother in Salt Lake City. It's hysterical. She's hysterical. Really, you'd have to have a hell of a sense of humor to be her. Otherwise you'd have stuck your head in the oven a long time ago.
But my adoration has been called into question. She has linked to a video of her and her husband clearly taken in a dim sum restaurant. For the love of all that is holy I hope that video was taken on their trip to San Francisco because otherwise it means she ate dim sum in Utah. And I know I'm from the Midwest and I know I roll my eyes every time an Angeleno asks if we have indoor plumbing there yet, but Jesus H. Christ, dim sum in Utah? That could kill you. It could kill you dead.
And if it didn't, surely it would mangle you. There will be scarring. Taste bud scarring that will leave you unable to enjoy chocolate cake ever again.
But my adoration has been called into question. She has linked to a video of her and her husband clearly taken in a dim sum restaurant. For the love of all that is holy I hope that video was taken on their trip to San Francisco because otherwise it means she ate dim sum in Utah. And I know I'm from the Midwest and I know I roll my eyes every time an Angeleno asks if we have indoor plumbing there yet, but Jesus H. Christ, dim sum in Utah? That could kill you. It could kill you dead.
And if it didn't, surely it would mangle you. There will be scarring. Taste bud scarring that will leave you unable to enjoy chocolate cake ever again.
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