Ashley Ream
Dispatches from the City of Angels

I'm a writer and humorist living in and writing about Los Angeles. You can catch my novel LOSING CLEMENTINE out March 6 from William Morrow. In the meantime, feel free to poke around. Over at my website you can find even more blog entries than I could fit here, as well as a few other ramblings. Enjoy and come back often.
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"Taint what a horse looks like, it’s what a horse be." - A Hat Full of Sky by Terry Pratchett

"Trying to take it easy after you've finished a manuscript is like trying to take it easy when you have a grease fire on a kitchen stove." - Jan Burke

"Put on your big girl panties, and deal with it." - Mom

"How you do anything is how you do everything."


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Chocolate-coated Sea Monkeys

My pal and fellow author Sue Ann Jaffarian just happened to mention oh-so-casually Sea Monkeys in a recent blog post. And do you know what happened? Guess!

No really, guess. It'll be fun.

Did you guess?

Ah, come on. Guess.

Okay, fine.

The president of the Sea Monkey company sent her some Sea Monkeys. How cool is that?

In the off chance this sort of thing happens a lot, I'd like to take a moment here to mention Cérises Emballée from Leonidas, a Belgian chocolate company. Literally "wrapped cherries," it's a whole cherry filled with liquor and coated in the darkest, most bitter chocolate. They're intoxicating. It's the sort of thing you have to eat with your eyes closed, just so something like a runaway bus doesn't distract you from the experience.

Sue Ann will no doubt work better with Sea Monkeys on her desk. I feel my productivity will be improved with chocolate. Although, just to be clear, there should be no Sea Monkeys in the chocolate. That would just be gross.


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