Blonde_Alucard
Life sux get use to it

you suck Hi there my name is Thomas Joel Smith and i am a life sized penis...which is good if your my girl friend but like the great Kermit The Frog once said "its not easy being long, hard, and full of semen" ok maybe he didnt but....well he might have if he was drunk enough..... no really i have this friend of a friend who knew the guy and she says he TOTALY would have...
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ive said so before and ill say so again......life sux, relationships suck and ummmmm crap i forgot what i was saying again...ah forget it.

mikes party

wow well ok first of all any family memmbers who are reading this cant hold anything i say agasnt me.... ya anyways ok well i finaly got wasted, and it was awsume, ok so we go over to b.g. mikes and were havin fun jokin around.. then vanessa's mom mad her sad(grrr mean mommy)so we gave her booze(yay booze) and i took it away from her.. then decided to have some, well streight vodka is strong...hehehehe that was fun so then we played truth or dare....go figure anyways i got dared to take two swigs of teqiula(dunno how to spell) so then i was pertty gone but still coherinet so then we played truth or dare somemore till we got bored then we played spin the bottle....im not going into that one cause well ya.... after that well then we had a rave...with strobe lights and techno music, and us being buzed, well i needed a break afer that so i steped outside and the cats were looking at me really weird, well i was kinda fallin over and i was wearing these fake cat ears and they were like what hapened to you? and i was like, "dude dont try the cat nip that shits crazy, its laced with somethin bad" and they were like "dude thanks man i was about to try some of that sheight" and im like " thats chill you do the same for me, but we ought to chill some time like get wasted and stuff" and they were like "totaly" then we did the whole "high five with soul" and i went back in the room, then we messed around the rest of the night, and i spent like a few hours talkin to big mike then went to sleep, it was freakin awsume tho..... alright once again thanks for being a memory recoding device ^.^' meow!


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