Out doing some shopping at my favorite "red and more red" motif department store when I noticed some spray duster for electronic items. Yes, well tapped keyboards need attention. At the checkout I was asked for identification. Well, I haven't been 21 for a while. And I haven't been 50 for what seems like the equivalent time. Okay, it was not flattery but it will get you somewhere. We only wish this scrutiny could affect the deployment of spray paint.

Spread your fingers on the keyboard and don't move!