In Green River, Utah. (Which is not very green.)

Who invented the concept of cereal, and why does everyone thinks it’s a good idea? I mean, you put dry hard food into milk (or pour milk over dry hard food, technically). No matter how fast you eat it, the stuff on the bottom gets soggy. Yuck.

This morning, before I’d even finished my tiny cup of hotel tea, I used the word “obviate” correctly in an e-mail. Bow down before me.