I’m feeling the need to own a tiara. No idea why. I’ve always believed that there are certain things every woman should have, just in case. Like black fishnet stockings. I don’t care if you think you’ll never wear black fishnet stockings; I think you should have them, just in case. I don’t know in case of what. It’s not my job to know.

But I do kinda think I need a tiara.

(Hours later) Ooh! I need a tiara for the next time a bunch of the Styx Heaux decide to whip them on during “Miss America”! See, there was a reason after all!

There’s always a reason, in the end…