(via Andrew Sullivan)



So remember, kids...if you're trapped in the house with an atheist, run to the kitchen and make a peanut butter and banana sandwich and just hold it up to him. He should cringe and hiss, but by brandishing it, you should be able to push him back out an open door or window.

I actually really like the second one. It's a fun game to play, really. So if bananas are perfectly designed for human consumption because they fit in our hands, open easily, and signal when they're ready to eat...do coconuts or watermelons disprove the existence of god?