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From HOLLYWOOD!
It’s The Marlon Brando Show!
Marlon’s guests tonight….
Rocker and TV star OZZY OSBOURNE!
Beautiful actress and singer ANN-MARGRET!
Plus Musical guests The Doodletown Pipers!
With Sy Henderson and The Marlon Brando Orchestra.
I’m Leonard Peltier. And now our very own Oscar winner! MARLON BRANDO!!!!!.
MB: Thank you. Alright! Thank you. I LOVE YOU! I love you already!
Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to The Marlon Brando Show. I am Marlon Brando, the host of the program and welcome back to our show.
Hello Len. Leonard Peltier ladies and gentlemen.
LP: Thank you. Yes! Good evening, Mister Brando!
MB: Good evening to you Mister Peltier. How are you tonight?
LP: Raring to go!
MB: Raring to go. My goodness. Well I guess.. Hey Len? How about those Oscars?
LP: YES!
MB: I had my annual Oscar party. You were their weren’t you Len?
LP: Yeah. Umm hum.
MB: I thought the show was dull. It was dull this year. That Billy Christie and his hokey songs. Whores and pimps. And everything was that “Rings of My Lord” picture. Have you seen it Len?
LP: “Lord Of The Rings”. No I have not sir.
MB: Me neither. Did you see that guy? The director or whatever? He looks like he fell off a truck. Have you seen that guy?
LP: Disheveled! Yes!
MB: Yeah disheveled. Good lord what ever happened to glamour and excitement? When I used to not go to the Oscars it was glamorous, but now… God. Nothing.
But the food was good right Len?
LP: Yes! Excellent provisions sir!
MB: Yeah. Every year I make these little crab cakes in the shape of Oscars, and then I made my Beef Oscar this year.
LP: Umm Umm Good! Yes!
MB: It’s roast beef with a light golden gravy poured over it. I cut the beef in the shape of Oscars and pour the sauce and it looks like one of those god damn awards.
I was busy all day cooking in the kitchen. I even have an Oscar apron that I wear. Did you see that Len? My Oscar apron?
LP: Very cute sir. Yes!
MB: Yeah thanks chief. I think it looks darling. I really do.
Ozzy Nelson.
OO: What? Oh yeah. Oh? What?
MB: Hello.
OO: What? Yeah? ItszOsbournemate.
MB: What? Are you talking?
OO: OzbourneOzzieOsbourne.
MB: Are you talking about something?
OO: YEAH! You said somethin’ else. Iz nome.
MB: Yeah. Something. Where are you from?
OO: England mate. Idint it England? Yeah IzEnglandmate.
MB: Is that an English accent?
OO: I dunno. Iguezzzoomate
MB: I’m guessing you said it is. What are you? What do you do?
OO: Rockmate! Imzzee RockerandTVizzwha idoo.
MB: You have a show or something that you do?
OO: YezzonTele. TV. Wid me family.
MB: You ate a bug?
OO: Snakesmate. Iate a znake HA HA HA HA.
MB: Somebody told me you ate a bug.
OO: I did? Well imusta ayy mate?
MB: I’ve eaten bugs in my time.
OO: YOU! Eats debugz?
MB: Oh yes. Sometimes I just eat them for fun. On my island.
OO: Eatz buggiez onyou iszlandz for fun? YOU?
MB: Oh yes. I enjoy the bugs. Snails, that kind of thing.
OO: ManIzaadonno. Snailies? Buggiez? You? Onzeizlanz. Man! HA! ha ha.
MB: But of course.
Beautiful Ann-Margret.
AM: Hello. Hello, Mister Brando.
MB: My lord look how beautiful. Isn’t she beautiful Ozzie?
OO: Buggiez an snaliezy onz se islands!
MB: How are you my dear?
AM: Fine. It’s really great to be here on your show. I love you.
MB: You make me blush. My god your still stunning. You are what? Like sixty now? My lord.
AM: Yes, well somewhere in there. Hey Marlon. May I call you Marlon?
MB: Oh, if you don’t I’ll be upset.
AM: I’m upset that you didn’t invite me to our party.
MB: Oh. Well, would you have come?
AM: Of course. An Oscar party at Marlon Brando’s house? Are you kidding? Of course I would have come.
MB: See, here’s the deal. I don’t think people like me, and so I don’t bother because, hell, ahh shucks, you know, I…. Rats. I’ll invite you next time I promise.
AM: Oh. That’s so sad. People like you. We all like you. Don’t we?
MB: Ahh shucks. Nuts.
AM: Oh. Sweet little Marlon Brando. We do love you.
MB: Oh gosh.
Do you know the first time I saw you was on the Academy Awards in like, 1959. You were like fifteen or something. And I turned to somebody, I think it was Karl Malden…
AM: Oh, Karl. What a dear.
MB: I just want to eat you up. Anyway I said ‘she’s a dish’.
AM: Oh. That’s so sweet. Thank you, Marlon. That’s so sweet.
MB: Yeah I did. Then in “Bye Bye Birdie” and “Kitten With A Whip”. So sweet.
AM: Oh, aren’t you sweet. I loved making those movies, and your right the Oscars were my first TV show. Bob Hope was so sweet to me. All men have been so nice to me.
MB: Men nice. I’ll just bet they have been.
Ann-Margret, I just want to eat you with a spoon.
AM: Oh! Marlon. What a sweetheart.
MB: And Ozzy Nelson it was…
OO: Bugiiez? With a spoon?
MB: Good night.
LP: The Marlon Brando Show is a Jim-Far, Mar-Bran, Doug-Wug, Harpo Productions Production.
Marlon Brando’s wardrobe by The Magic Castle.
This blog is recorded.
Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain.
Now on a five second delay for your protection!
It’s The Marlon Brando Show!
Marlon’s guests tonight….
Rocker and TV star OZZY OSBOURNE!
Beautiful actress and singer ANN-MARGRET!
Plus Musical guests The Doodletown Pipers!
With Sy Henderson and The Marlon Brando Orchestra.
I’m Leonard Peltier. And now our very own Oscar winner! MARLON BRANDO!!!!!.
MB: Thank you. Alright! Thank you. I LOVE YOU! I love you already!
Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to The Marlon Brando Show. I am Marlon Brando, the host of the program and welcome back to our show.
Hello Len. Leonard Peltier ladies and gentlemen.
LP: Thank you. Yes! Good evening, Mister Brando!
MB: Good evening to you Mister Peltier. How are you tonight?
LP: Raring to go!
MB: Raring to go. My goodness. Well I guess.. Hey Len? How about those Oscars?
LP: YES!
MB: I had my annual Oscar party. You were their weren’t you Len?
LP: Yeah. Umm hum.
MB: I thought the show was dull. It was dull this year. That Billy Christie and his hokey songs. Whores and pimps. And everything was that “Rings of My Lord” picture. Have you seen it Len?
LP: “Lord Of The Rings”. No I have not sir.
MB: Me neither. Did you see that guy? The director or whatever? He looks like he fell off a truck. Have you seen that guy?
LP: Disheveled! Yes!
MB: Yeah disheveled. Good lord what ever happened to glamour and excitement? When I used to not go to the Oscars it was glamorous, but now… God. Nothing.
But the food was good right Len?
LP: Yes! Excellent provisions sir!
MB: Yeah. Every year I make these little crab cakes in the shape of Oscars, and then I made my Beef Oscar this year.
LP: Umm Umm Good! Yes!
MB: It’s roast beef with a light golden gravy poured over it. I cut the beef in the shape of Oscars and pour the sauce and it looks like one of those god damn awards.
I was busy all day cooking in the kitchen. I even have an Oscar apron that I wear. Did you see that Len? My Oscar apron?
LP: Very cute sir. Yes!
MB: Yeah thanks chief. I think it looks darling. I really do.
Ozzy Nelson.
OO: What? Oh yeah. Oh? What?
MB: Hello.
OO: What? Yeah? ItszOsbournemate.
MB: What? Are you talking?
OO: OzbourneOzzieOsbourne.
MB: Are you talking about something?
OO: YEAH! You said somethin’ else. Iz nome.
MB: Yeah. Something. Where are you from?
OO: England mate. Idint it England? Yeah IzEnglandmate.
MB: Is that an English accent?
OO: I dunno. Iguezzzoomate
MB: I’m guessing you said it is. What are you? What do you do?
OO: Rockmate! Imzzee RockerandTVizzwha idoo.
MB: You have a show or something that you do?
OO: YezzonTele. TV. Wid me family.
MB: You ate a bug?
OO: Snakesmate. Iate a znake HA HA HA HA.
MB: Somebody told me you ate a bug.
OO: I did? Well imusta ayy mate?
MB: I’ve eaten bugs in my time.
OO: YOU! Eats debugz?
MB: Oh yes. Sometimes I just eat them for fun. On my island.
OO: Eatz buggiez onyou iszlandz for fun? YOU?
MB: Oh yes. I enjoy the bugs. Snails, that kind of thing.
OO: ManIzaadonno. Snailies? Buggiez? You? Onzeizlanz. Man! HA! ha ha.
MB: But of course.
Beautiful Ann-Margret.
AM: Hello. Hello, Mister Brando.
MB: My lord look how beautiful. Isn’t she beautiful Ozzie?
OO: Buggiez an snaliezy onz se islands!
MB: How are you my dear?
AM: Fine. It’s really great to be here on your show. I love you.
MB: You make me blush. My god your still stunning. You are what? Like sixty now? My lord.
AM: Yes, well somewhere in there. Hey Marlon. May I call you Marlon?
MB: Oh, if you don’t I’ll be upset.
AM: I’m upset that you didn’t invite me to our party.
MB: Oh. Well, would you have come?
AM: Of course. An Oscar party at Marlon Brando’s house? Are you kidding? Of course I would have come.
MB: See, here’s the deal. I don’t think people like me, and so I don’t bother because, hell, ahh shucks, you know, I…. Rats. I’ll invite you next time I promise.
AM: Oh. That’s so sad. People like you. We all like you. Don’t we?
MB: Ahh shucks. Nuts.
AM: Oh. Sweet little Marlon Brando. We do love you.
MB: Oh gosh.
Do you know the first time I saw you was on the Academy Awards in like, 1959. You were like fifteen or something. And I turned to somebody, I think it was Karl Malden…
AM: Oh, Karl. What a dear.
MB: I just want to eat you up. Anyway I said ‘she’s a dish’.
AM: Oh. That’s so sweet. Thank you, Marlon. That’s so sweet.
MB: Yeah I did. Then in “Bye Bye Birdie” and “Kitten With A Whip”. So sweet.
AM: Oh, aren’t you sweet. I loved making those movies, and your right the Oscars were my first TV show. Bob Hope was so sweet to me. All men have been so nice to me.
MB: Men nice. I’ll just bet they have been.
Ann-Margret, I just want to eat you with a spoon.
AM: Oh! Marlon. What a sweetheart.
MB: And Ozzy Nelson it was…
OO: Bugiiez? With a spoon?
MB: Good night.
LP: The Marlon Brando Show is a Jim-Far, Mar-Bran, Doug-Wug, Harpo Productions Production.
Marlon Brando’s wardrobe by The Magic Castle.
This blog is recorded.
Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain.
Now on a five second delay for your protection!
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