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Marlon Brando!
Tonight!
Host of “The Tonight Show”, Jay Leno!
Actor Peter O’Toole!
Musical Guests: Can’t Stand The Noizzz!
With DJ Jazzy X Goldstein!
I’m Len Peltier!
And now our own King Of Late Night! MARLON BRANDO!!!!!!
MB: My God Heaven, what an ovation! Thank you my dear ones. Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Thank you my friends. Knock it off now. Stop it, applause is nothing.
Thank you dear ones, and welcome to our humble offering. Mister Peltier, good evening sir.
LP: Mister Brando.
MB: DJ X Jazzy whatever the hell you are, hello.
DJX: A pleasure sir.
MB: That DJ X whatever still freaks me out Len.
LP: Yes!
MB: I mean, what the hell is that?
LP: I don’t know sir.
MB: If it moves give me a sign or something.
LP: Right E Oh. Yes!
MB: Right E Oh! Right E Oh? What are you, Crusader Rabbit or something?
LP: Right E Oh!
MB: Right E Oh, oh Len, you are full of surprises.
LP: Right--
MB: Don’t, don’t do it again. So, anyway, we have a show for you tonight. That whore Leno is here, and a great actor: Peter O’Toole.
Hey Len, did you ever see “Lawrence Of Arabia”?
LP: ACCABA! YES!
MB: Accaba! What the hell is that?
LP: ….
MB: Never mind, never mind. How about you, Juke Box Juicy X, did you ever see “Lawrence Of Arabia”?
JX: No sir, Does not compute.
MB: Oh great Mother of God.
That pimp Leno.
JL: Hi ya folks. Hi Marlon.
MB: How are you?
JL: Great, you know, just great.
MB: Yeah, wonderful. So, it’s great to have you over here. Your slumming Leno.
JL: Yeah, well, I just wanted to come on your show and welcome to you the talk show arena.
MB: Yeah, right. Whore. And plug your kiddies book.
JL: Right, right, right, I do have a children’s book out now. It’s based on experiences with my father and mother and…
MB: You are a pimp. A whore. You do that garish little piece of garbage over there on the thing, and you come here, to my home, to welcome me. You welcome me in my home?
JL: Hi ya folks…
MB: Whore! And that’s just an excuse to plug some little piece of shit you wrote. I’ll bet you didn’t read this thing, much less write it.
JL: Ha ha ha. You're tough. You got me.
MB: I’m going to ask you to leave my home.
JL: Ha ha ha. Anyway folks, Hi ya folks! It’s in bookstores…
MB: You venomous hump! Go on get out!
JL: See ya, folks. Thanks Marlon.
MB: He makes me sick. Reminds me of a used car salesman or something.
LP: Yes! Sleazy. Not good. Yes!
MB: Here is a gentleman. A real man! Peter O’Toole!
POT: Mister Brando, an honor to be in you presence sir.
MB: With all due respect sir, the honor is mine.
POT: Granted.
MB: Mister Peter O’Toole.
POT: Marlon Brando, MY GOD, we love each other don’t we?
MB: But of course dear sir, but of course. Let me ask you about “Lawrence”.
POT: Ahh yes, Mister Peltier, “Accaba!” indeed sir, indeed.
LP: Accaba!
POT: The rallying cry for Lawrence’s people, and your oppressed people my dear man.
LP: It is an honor to be in your presence, great white father.
POT: The honor is mine, mighty one.
MB: I’m honored as well Len, now shut up. Peter, I love that movie, I love all your movies. You are, you have, words fail me my friend.
POT: Please stop the accolades. I, like you, am a humble man, do not ladle me with praise.
MB: Accaba, accolades, ladle me with praise. My God, your good.
POT: But of course.
MB: But of course, hey, I do that one.
POT: You whore! You pimp! You pimp whore. Venomous hump!
MB: I could listen to you all night. That is incredible.
POT: Bona Sera, Mister Brando, Bona Sera!
MB: Oh my God in Heaven, you heard the man.
POT: GOD! IN HEAVEN! OH MY GOD IN HEAVEN! GOOD NIGHT DEAR ONES! MIGHTY UNWASHED! GOOD NIGHT!
MB: He humbles me, truly.
LP: Marlon Brando is a Jim-Far, Mar-Bran, Doug Wug, Harpo Productions, production. Mister Brando’s wardrobe by Stratford on Avon. This blog was recorded.
POT: ACCABA!!!!!!!
Tonight!
Host of “The Tonight Show”, Jay Leno!
Actor Peter O’Toole!
Musical Guests: Can’t Stand The Noizzz!
With DJ Jazzy X Goldstein!
I’m Len Peltier!
And now our own King Of Late Night! MARLON BRANDO!!!!!!
MB: My God Heaven, what an ovation! Thank you my dear ones. Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Thank you my friends. Knock it off now. Stop it, applause is nothing.
Thank you dear ones, and welcome to our humble offering. Mister Peltier, good evening sir.
LP: Mister Brando.
MB: DJ X Jazzy whatever the hell you are, hello.
DJX: A pleasure sir.
MB: That DJ X whatever still freaks me out Len.
LP: Yes!
MB: I mean, what the hell is that?
LP: I don’t know sir.
MB: If it moves give me a sign or something.
LP: Right E Oh. Yes!
MB: Right E Oh! Right E Oh? What are you, Crusader Rabbit or something?
LP: Right E Oh!
MB: Right E Oh, oh Len, you are full of surprises.
LP: Right--
MB: Don’t, don’t do it again. So, anyway, we have a show for you tonight. That whore Leno is here, and a great actor: Peter O’Toole.
Hey Len, did you ever see “Lawrence Of Arabia”?
LP: ACCABA! YES!
MB: Accaba! What the hell is that?
LP: ….
MB: Never mind, never mind. How about you, Juke Box Juicy X, did you ever see “Lawrence Of Arabia”?
JX: No sir, Does not compute.
MB: Oh great Mother of God.
That pimp Leno.
JL: Hi ya folks. Hi Marlon.
MB: How are you?
JL: Great, you know, just great.
MB: Yeah, wonderful. So, it’s great to have you over here. Your slumming Leno.
JL: Yeah, well, I just wanted to come on your show and welcome to you the talk show arena.
MB: Yeah, right. Whore. And plug your kiddies book.
JL: Right, right, right, I do have a children’s book out now. It’s based on experiences with my father and mother and…
MB: You are a pimp. A whore. You do that garish little piece of garbage over there on the thing, and you come here, to my home, to welcome me. You welcome me in my home?
JL: Hi ya folks…
MB: Whore! And that’s just an excuse to plug some little piece of shit you wrote. I’ll bet you didn’t read this thing, much less write it.
JL: Ha ha ha. You're tough. You got me.
MB: I’m going to ask you to leave my home.
JL: Ha ha ha. Anyway folks, Hi ya folks! It’s in bookstores…
MB: You venomous hump! Go on get out!
JL: See ya, folks. Thanks Marlon.
MB: He makes me sick. Reminds me of a used car salesman or something.
LP: Yes! Sleazy. Not good. Yes!
MB: Here is a gentleman. A real man! Peter O’Toole!
POT: Mister Brando, an honor to be in you presence sir.
MB: With all due respect sir, the honor is mine.
POT: Granted.
MB: Mister Peter O’Toole.
POT: Marlon Brando, MY GOD, we love each other don’t we?
MB: But of course dear sir, but of course. Let me ask you about “Lawrence”.
POT: Ahh yes, Mister Peltier, “Accaba!” indeed sir, indeed.
LP: Accaba!
POT: The rallying cry for Lawrence’s people, and your oppressed people my dear man.
LP: It is an honor to be in your presence, great white father.
POT: The honor is mine, mighty one.
MB: I’m honored as well Len, now shut up. Peter, I love that movie, I love all your movies. You are, you have, words fail me my friend.
POT: Please stop the accolades. I, like you, am a humble man, do not ladle me with praise.
MB: Accaba, accolades, ladle me with praise. My God, your good.
POT: But of course.
MB: But of course, hey, I do that one.
POT: You whore! You pimp! You pimp whore. Venomous hump!
MB: I could listen to you all night. That is incredible.
POT: Bona Sera, Mister Brando, Bona Sera!
MB: Oh my God in Heaven, you heard the man.
POT: GOD! IN HEAVEN! OH MY GOD IN HEAVEN! GOOD NIGHT DEAR ONES! MIGHTY UNWASHED! GOOD NIGHT!
MB: He humbles me, truly.
LP: Marlon Brando is a Jim-Far, Mar-Bran, Doug Wug, Harpo Productions, production. Mister Brando’s wardrobe by Stratford on Avon. This blog was recorded.
POT: ACCABA!!!!!!!
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