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ST Republican Convention
Here, from our New York World News Headquarters, in New York, is senior ST correspondent,
Connie Chung.
CC: Good afternoon and welcome back to our continuing Republican Convention coverage.
CC: It’s day 3 of the Republican Party and the protests outside are huge, but generally orderly. The Kerry campaign warned protesters that violence could give the Republicans an upper hand in the battle for the White House and, so far, protests by the unemployed, anti-war groups, and others are peaceful.
The security forces, and the protesters, have made it difficult for delegates to go anywhere, or do anything, without a security force going with them.
Most delegates have seen a few Broadway shows, within the security perimeter, like Disney’s very lame “Aida”.
Producer of “Aida”: Were very pleased people with very little taste and style are supporting our show. The Republicans have been a windfall for “Aida”.
CC: Tonight’s keynote speaker is a Democrat from Georgia, Zell Miller.
The Senator joins me now.
Good afternoon Senator Miller.
ZM: Hello Mrs. Chung. And you look very nice today.
CC: Thank you, you old coot. Now Senator, you haven’t endorsed Senator Kerry for President, or the democratic candidate who is running for your seat, since your retiring, and your speaking at The Republican Convention. Why haven’t you changed parties?
ZM: I want a President who will fight the Russkies like we should. With guns.
CC: Senator, were not fighting the Russians anymore.
ZM: Well, we should be. God Damn senators like Kerry have made that fight unwinnable for us. But whoever we fight, we should do it with guns, not talk.
CC: Republicans like to say that Ronald Reagan won the Cold War.
ZM: He’s a great patriot.
CC: Alright, I won’t go there. So your saying you want a strong leader and you think John Kerry is weak on defense?
ZM: He’s a yellow coward. George Bush is A FIGHTER! He’s a straight shooter.
CC: Senator, according to almost everybody now, the President mislead us into war.
ZM: Don’t put words in my mouth! We’re at WAR! And god damn it! We gotta win this thing with GUNS! Lots and lots of GUNS.
CC: OK. Why haven’t you endorsed the Democrat running for your seat?
ZM: That little Negro girl is probably fine at house cleaning and making babies, but representing the great state of Georgia with guns? Insane.
CC: Some would say your out of step with the 21st century. Hell, some would say your out of step with 19th century.
ZM: That’s why I’m here. Ain’t it?
CC: Yes, I suppose it is. Thank you Senator and good luck with your speech tonight.
ZM: I love Dick!
CC: I’m surprised. See you later.
ST NEWS is PHONY!
Here, from our New York World News Headquarters, in New York, is senior ST correspondent,
Connie Chung.
CC: Good afternoon and welcome back to our continuing Republican Convention coverage.
CC: It’s day 3 of the Republican Party and the protests outside are huge, but generally orderly. The Kerry campaign warned protesters that violence could give the Republicans an upper hand in the battle for the White House and, so far, protests by the unemployed, anti-war groups, and others are peaceful.
The security forces, and the protesters, have made it difficult for delegates to go anywhere, or do anything, without a security force going with them.
Most delegates have seen a few Broadway shows, within the security perimeter, like Disney’s very lame “Aida”.
Producer of “Aida”: Were very pleased people with very little taste and style are supporting our show. The Republicans have been a windfall for “Aida”.
CC: Tonight’s keynote speaker is a Democrat from Georgia, Zell Miller.
The Senator joins me now.
Good afternoon Senator Miller.
ZM: Hello Mrs. Chung. And you look very nice today.
CC: Thank you, you old coot. Now Senator, you haven’t endorsed Senator Kerry for President, or the democratic candidate who is running for your seat, since your retiring, and your speaking at The Republican Convention. Why haven’t you changed parties?
ZM: I want a President who will fight the Russkies like we should. With guns.
CC: Senator, were not fighting the Russians anymore.
ZM: Well, we should be. God Damn senators like Kerry have made that fight unwinnable for us. But whoever we fight, we should do it with guns, not talk.
CC: Republicans like to say that Ronald Reagan won the Cold War.
ZM: He’s a great patriot.
CC: Alright, I won’t go there. So your saying you want a strong leader and you think John Kerry is weak on defense?
ZM: He’s a yellow coward. George Bush is A FIGHTER! He’s a straight shooter.
CC: Senator, according to almost everybody now, the President mislead us into war.
ZM: Don’t put words in my mouth! We’re at WAR! And god damn it! We gotta win this thing with GUNS! Lots and lots of GUNS.
CC: OK. Why haven’t you endorsed the Democrat running for your seat?
ZM: That little Negro girl is probably fine at house cleaning and making babies, but representing the great state of Georgia with guns? Insane.
CC: Some would say your out of step with the 21st century. Hell, some would say your out of step with 19th century.
ZM: That’s why I’m here. Ain’t it?
CC: Yes, I suppose it is. Thank you Senator and good luck with your speech tonight.
ZM: I love Dick!
CC: I’m surprised. See you later.
ST NEWS is PHONY!
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