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(ST�s constant stream of canned drivel returns tomorrow. Now a Special Report on National Security.)

On September 11th, 2001 this country was attacked by Islamic fundamentalist terrorists.

The President declared a war on terror and attacked a country that had nothing whatever to do with the attacks.

Many of us thought that was wrong, that if he had to attack something, maybe he should go after the people who attacked us.

Now, in 2004, we finally have our man. We finally captured the man most responsible for the September 11th attacks. A ruthless terrorist.

Cat Stevens.

Now, if you don�t know Cat Stevens, he was a recording artist in the late sixties and seventies who made such anti American hits as a song that actually stated a young man should communicate with his father (obviously anti- American.) He recorded �Peace Train�, an obvious terrorist anthem, and �Wild World�. Obviously Cat Stevens knew something none of us knew.

Stevens left the recording industry and embraced Islam a few years later, he changed his identity and name, now Yoosuf Islam, and went deep under cover.
Three days ago he tried to enter this country on United Airlines, on an AIRPLANE!

AIRPLANES were used as weapons of mass destruction that fateful September morning when we were attacked by ISLAMIC TERRORISTS and now a man named ISLAM wanted to enter the U.S. and fly a plane into Washington D.C.!!!!

Thanks to the Department of Homeland Security, it didn�t happen. The plane, from London, was diverted to Bangor, Maine. Not very good headlines, ehh, Islam: �TERRORIST COMMIE SINGER FLIES PLANE INTO BANGOR!�, where federal agents met the plane and escorted the evil Cat Stevens to another plane, back to London.

Well I don�t know about you, but I feel safer now.
Now if we can just catch

Ringo Starr,

James Taylor, and

Rick Springfield the parallelogram of terror will be caught and we can go back to hating and attacking our friends and neighbors, like all good Americans should.
Sleep well, America. Cat Stevens won�t be terrorizing your children tonight!




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011796 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2004-09-23 1:29 AM A Report on National Security Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (2) (ST�s constant stream of canned drivel returns tomorrow. Now a Special Report on National Security.) On September 11th, 2001 this country was attacked by Islamic fundamentalist terrorists. The President declared a war on terror and attacked a country that had nothing whatever to do with the attacks. Many of us thought that was wrong, that if he had to attack something, maybe he should go after the people who attacked us. Now, in 2004, we finally have our man. We finally captured the man most responsible for the September 11th attacks. A ruthless terrorist. Cat Stevens. Now, if you don�t know Cat Stevens, he was a recording artist in the late sixties and seventies who made such anti American hits as a song that actually stated a young man should communicate with his father (obviously anti- American.) He recorded �Peace Train�, an obvious terrorist anthem, and �Wild World�. Obviously Cat Stevens knew something none of us knew. Stevens left the recording industry and embraced Islam a few years later, he changed his identity and name, now Yoosuf Islam, and went deep under cover. Three days ago he tried to enter this country on United Airlines, on an AIRPLANE! AIRPLANES were used as weapons of mass destruction that fateful September morning when we were attacked by ISLAMIC TERRORISTS and now a man named ISLAM wanted to enter the U.S. and fly a plane into Washington D.C.!!!! Thanks to the Department of Homeland Security, it didn�t happen. The plane, from London, was diverted to Bangor, Maine. Not very good headlines, ehh, Islam: �TERRORIST COMMIE SINGER FLIES PLANE INTO BANGOR!�, where federal agents met the plane and escorted the evil Cat Stevens to another plane, back to London. Well I don�t know about you, but I feel safer now. Now if we can just catch Ringo Starr, James Taylor, and Rick Springfield the parallelogram of terror will be caught and we can go back to hating and attacking our friends and neighbors, like all good Americans should. Sleep well, America. Cat Stevens won�t be terrorizing your children tonight! Read/Post Comments (2) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top