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Hi! And welcome to "Silly Thinking."
You know it's Saturday and it's time to head on over to our weekend feature that so many of you love.
No, not "BBQ Potato Chips and Thier Effect on 20th Century Culture". But that's a good guess. No it's our Internet Award winning feature "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities".
Today we have a wonderful dead person to visit with, a man whose very name is synonymous with family entertainment. A man who started it all with a mouse and a cutthroat business ethic.
MEET AND GREET DEAD WALT DISNEY!!!!
WD: It's cold. Very cold. Hello and welcome to my freezer.I'm Walt Disney and because of some very bad advice I did not go anywhere near the afterlife when I died but got locked up in a freezer under the Matterhorn at Disneyland.
You might ask what I was thinking, well I hoped that someday they would find a cure for my disease, thaw me out, and bring me back to life.
Little did I know that the ratbastards that would take over my company would never defrost me, not even if they found a cure. I'm more valuable dead than alive.
Hell they don't even send Annette around to say hello. Once in a while Tommy Kirk comes by but that's about it.
Not what I had in mind.
Now I would like to address the leadership of The Walt Disney Company and the CEO- top weasel Michael Eisner. He's a capable businessman but what an ass...
GOOFY 1: Kershucks Mister Disney get back in the freezer. Yaup. Uhh back inside.
WD: Not even Mickey or Donald. Just a stupid whatever the hell you are. And the entire staff that watches me are all Goofy.
GOOFY 2: Yuap that's about right. Kershucks back inside Walt or I'll shoot you with my gun. Yup.
WD: But...
GOOFY 3: Back inside Disney. Don't make us get rough... Nope don't make us. Yaup.
WD: Alright. Hey kids buy lots of stuff and remember it all started with a mouse and ends with a frozen hell.
GOOFY 4: Yaup. Kershucks. Now something will hit me in the butt and I'll fly in the air and scream.
AHHHHHYYEEEEEEEHAHAHAYEEEOWWWWWYUPAAAHHHH.
WD: Everyday for eternity.
Thank you Walt Disney. Sounds like you wished on the wrong star there.
Well. see you next time with another dead celebrity and, join us all week long for some of the best Bloggy features on the internet.
If you want to Blog think "Silly Thinking". It's the only Blog worth blogging.
Good blog everybody and have a bloggy day.
Join us Monday here at ST for our all new PREMIERE WEEK!
ST IS.. all new!
You know it's Saturday and it's time to head on over to our weekend feature that so many of you love.
No, not "BBQ Potato Chips and Thier Effect on 20th Century Culture". But that's a good guess. No it's our Internet Award winning feature "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities".
Today we have a wonderful dead person to visit with, a man whose very name is synonymous with family entertainment. A man who started it all with a mouse and a cutthroat business ethic.
MEET AND GREET DEAD WALT DISNEY!!!!
WD: It's cold. Very cold. Hello and welcome to my freezer.I'm Walt Disney and because of some very bad advice I did not go anywhere near the afterlife when I died but got locked up in a freezer under the Matterhorn at Disneyland.
You might ask what I was thinking, well I hoped that someday they would find a cure for my disease, thaw me out, and bring me back to life.
Little did I know that the ratbastards that would take over my company would never defrost me, not even if they found a cure. I'm more valuable dead than alive.
Hell they don't even send Annette around to say hello. Once in a while Tommy Kirk comes by but that's about it.
Not what I had in mind.
Now I would like to address the leadership of The Walt Disney Company and the CEO- top weasel Michael Eisner. He's a capable businessman but what an ass...
GOOFY 1: Kershucks Mister Disney get back in the freezer. Yaup. Uhh back inside.
WD: Not even Mickey or Donald. Just a stupid whatever the hell you are. And the entire staff that watches me are all Goofy.
GOOFY 2: Yuap that's about right. Kershucks back inside Walt or I'll shoot you with my gun. Yup.
WD: But...
GOOFY 3: Back inside Disney. Don't make us get rough... Nope don't make us. Yaup.
WD: Alright. Hey kids buy lots of stuff and remember it all started with a mouse and ends with a frozen hell.
GOOFY 4: Yaup. Kershucks. Now something will hit me in the butt and I'll fly in the air and scream.
AHHHHHYYEEEEEEEHAHAHAYEEEOWWWWWYUPAAAHHHH.
WD: Everyday for eternity.
Thank you Walt Disney. Sounds like you wished on the wrong star there.
Well. see you next time with another dead celebrity and, join us all week long for some of the best Bloggy features on the internet.
If you want to Blog think "Silly Thinking". It's the only Blog worth blogging.
Good blog everybody and have a bloggy day.
Join us Monday here at ST for our all new PREMIERE WEEK!
ST IS.. all new!
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