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A unique program of four revolving series.
Tonight:


A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities
with today’s Special Guest:
President John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

Here is your host, Dead Announcer.



DA: Welcome to our new season of “A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities”. Today one of the most popular and controversial presidents in American history is here. And now it is my great pleasure to introduce a great American leader: John Fitzgerald Kennedy.


MM: “Happy Birthday Mister Dead Announcer.
Happy Birthday Mister Dead Announcer.
Happy Birthday… Mister Announcer…
Happy Birthday… to… you!”



DA: Marilyn Monroe!


MM: Hi honey!



DA: WOW! Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Monroe everyone.


MM: Thank you, thank you. Happy Birthday Mister Dead Announcer.



DA: Thank you Marilyn, what a surprise.


MM: Jack said you’d be surprised.



DA: Well he was right.


JFK: Surprise, uh, Dead Announcer. Yes. Surprise to you.



DA: Mister President, what a surprise, and what an honor.


JFK: Yes. Uhh, Marilyn, honey, why don’t you, Uhh, wait for me in the Lanai?


MM: Alright Mister president honey. Bye bye Mister Dead Announcer. By everyone.



DA: Alright….


JFK: Uhh, Dead Announcer?



DA:…


JFK: Uhh, Dead? Dead Announcer?



DA: Do you think I might be able to come by the lanai when were through here?


JFK: No. I’m sorry, Uhh, sorry, Uhh, Dead. Executive privilege.



DA: Yeah, that’s some privilege.


JFK: Uhh, yes. Well, when you’re an ex President, and one who had his head blown off, they treat you very well, Uhh, here.



DA: Yes They do. Could we bring Marilyn back for a bow?


JFK: Uhh, no.



DA: Where’s the rest room?


JFK: Uhh, to your, Uhh, left .




JFK Your other left. BOBBY! Uhh don’t let him in the, Uhh, Lanai.
Uhh, well Goodnight my fellow, Uhh Americans.

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