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STELECTION Decision 2004.
Here, from ST Election Headquarters is chief meteorologist and Senior Fellow at Fellows and Gal’s University, Connie Chung.





CC: Hello again from STElection Headquarters.
In, what will probably be a story in this election, the major news networks have split on tonight’s, or this mornings, Electoral College count.
As of 4:49 am, estern time:
CBS and CNN have it 249 for Bush and 242 for Kerry.
NBC has the numbers at 269 to 211.
FOX has got it at 269, 242.
and ABC News has 249 to 225.
States like Iowa, Ohio, Arizona, Nevada, and Wisconsin have yet to be decided, but it looks like Kerry will loose the election, he lost the popular vote by 3 %
Bill Pullman, what do you make of this mess?


BP:



CC: Bill, Bill Pullman?


BP:



CC: Well… Jim Farris, out west, what do you think of tonight.



JF: I feel like committing suicide, Connie.



CC: Shazaam in Baghdad?


SS: All I have to do is walk into the street and I’m popped for Allah and pocket change.



CC: Well, goodnight. See you tomorrow.

ST IS!


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