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ST1 on 1: EXCLUSIVE!: Yasser Arafat
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STNews presents


ST1 on 1


Now, from our New York STNews World Headquarters in New Jersey is chief meterologist and your host, Connie Chung.



CC: Good afternoon and welcome to ST 1 on 1. I’m Connie Chung.
Today an exclusive interview with PLO Chairman Yasser Arafat who, as many of you know, is hospitalized in a French military hospital.
Chairman Arafat, Hello, this is Connie Chung, ST News, New York. Can you hear me?


YA: (kiss kiss) Yah!



CC: How are you feeling?


YA: Soup!



CC: Chairman Arafat, there has been much speculation about your condition. There was a report soon after you entered the hospital that you were dead, then being kept alive on machines, then resting comfortably. How are you now, what’s your condition?


YA: (kiss kiss) Soup. Where’s my soup?



CC: Do I read that to say you are feeling better?


YA: I like pie!



CC: Mister Chairman, what is the illness that has struck you, we have very little information.


YA: (kiss kiss) Bo- nana cream. Where’s my soup?



CC: I don’t follow you.


YA: (kiss kiss). Yes.



CC: Chairman Arafat, there is a controversy brewing over your final resting place. Where do you want to be laid to rest?


YA: Bo nana Cream.



CC: I don’t know…


YA: Soup?



CC: What does that…


YA: (kiss kiss)



CC: There is a report out today saying that you have an obscene amount of money hidden away. That you have profited, hugely, from the Palestinian people. How do you respond?


YA: (kiss kiss) I doodied myself.



CC: Chairman Arafat, in our last remaining moments is there a message you would like to send to the west, and the world?


YA: I like soup. Bo nana cream. Pie.



CC: Thank you PLO Chairman Yasser Arafat.


YA: I like pie.


Join us Wednesday and Thursday for a special two part
“Doctor’s and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit” with special guest star, Douglas Lain.


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