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“Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit”

When doctors and nurses get sick they come to this

big city hospital for care, and when someone dies mysteriously, they call in The Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit.

(Episode 10)

Room 1119

Dr: Mrs. Worthington Waldorf Snowcroft, your test results are back and you look healthy as a dollar in Haiti.

Mrs.: Doctor, you know my husband was a doctor?

Dr: Yes. Everyone remembers the famous surgeon, Doctor Theodore H. Worthington Waldorf Snowcroft.

Mrs.: Yes. Well Teddy used to say, he’d say to me: ‘Winnie…’ he always called me Winnie, he’d say ‘Winnie don’t trifle with your health.”

Dr: …

Mrs.: Words to live by doctor. Words to live by.

Dr: …

Mrs.:…

Dr: Yes. Oh yes. Words to live by Mrs. Worthington Waldorf Snowcroft.

Mrs.: Have you seen Foofie, my dog?

Dr.: Oh Mrs. Worthington Waldorf Salad. You can’t have a dog in Doctors and Nurses Hospital.

Mrs. Why not? Without my husband there would be no Doctors and Nurses Hospital.

Dr: Oh Mrs. Statler Waldorf Salad, it’s not personal, Doctors and Nurses Hospital regulations.

Nurse: I found Mrs. Salad’s dog Doctor.

Dr.: Yes?

Nurse: It’s dead.

Mrs. My little foofie?

TD: I’ll take over now Mrs. Harvey Wallbanger Salad.

Mrs.: who are you?

TD: I’m Tippi Daniels, chief investigator, Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit.
Don’t leave the hospital. Your all suspects.

Mrs.: I beg your pardon.

TD: I’ll be in touch.

Mrs.: Touch?

(24 hours later)

CA: Well Tippie, did you crack the case of Mrs. Carrot and Raisin Salad and her dead poodle?

TD: Yes Chief Administrator. It was her personal assistant, to cover his body odor he drenched himself in Brute after shave. The dog was covered in it.

TD: Stop that man who smells like a Payless drug store. I have DNA evidence that he’s a killer.

PM: Already! Hold it right there!

PA: Alright I killed the mutt so what? The dog hated me.

TD: Take him away.

CA: Wow Tippi, you did it again.

TD: Just doing my job, Chief Administrator, as Tippi Daniels, chief investigator for Doctors and Nurses Hospital Investigation Unit.

ST Sucks!




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