Silly Thinking

Hello everyone and welcome to our internet award winning weekend feature "Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain Now Union Made!Presents a Few Moments With Dead Celebrities".If you've never visited us before or are a regular reader you are in for a special treat today because now without further ado lets give our special dead celebrity a huge "Silly Thinking" welcome. Here he is... the ONE... THE ONLY... MISTER SHOW BUSINESS HIMSELF... MISTER SAMMY DAVIS JUNIOR!!!!!!


"Thank you ladies and gentlemen... thank you... oh... God bless you... you are so marvelous... Thank you ladies and gentlemen... thank you so much... It's great to be here... it's really marvelous.... You are really to much. Thank you.
Well it's great to be here on "Silly Thinking with that coolest of cats Douglas Lain Now Union made"...
Doug.. Jim.. are you out there?... Take a bow.


My main men Doug and Jim... take a bow.... lets hear it for them... Thank you guys... you really are God's gift to groovy internet love man.
I mean that sincerely.... Thank you ladies and gentlemen...


When these two groovy cats asked me to come on today they asked for a little story...something marvelous for you great big pussycats to take home with you. Whether you're leaving the magnificent Sands hotel in Las Vegas where my main man the Chairman of the Board himself Frank Sinatra is the THE man...thank you ladies and gentlemen... or the beautiful Meadow Lands on the groovy east coast. They wanted some words of wisdom, man. Ya dig?


So I remember when I was making the film "A Man Called Adam"... thank you ladies and gentlemen, it was a blast... I'm glad you dug it man. Anyway when I was making that flick I wanted everybody to come in and feel the love so I went to the head of the studio... we were shooting at the Goldwyn studio, and I told Mr. Goldwyn Junior to let everybody in, that Sammy was shooting and everybody was welcome.
And the next day when I got to the studio there was a sign on the door of the soundstage that read:
"SAMMY'S SHOOTING. EVERYBODY'S WELCOME".


Thank you ladies and gentlemen... it was too much... Remember that story... It was too much. Your wonderful ladies and gentlemen... you really are.
And now I'd like to do a little song....thank you so much ladies and gentlemen, a little song I had the honor of introducing.
My good friend, God's gift to comedy a Mister Jerry Lewis... thank you ladies and gentlemen he really is...thank you.. was making a little comedy classic called "The Disorderly Orderly"... ahh you remember, your too groovy and kind, thank you ladies and gentlemen. He asked me to perform the title tune and it goes something like this....Thank you ladies and gentlemen...
Morty if you please...


The Disorderly Orderly's on duty tonight..he'll take your tempature, he'll feed you lunch... something... I don't remember my dear sweet Jerry...
The Disorderly Orderly's on duty tonight."

Thank you ladies and gentlemen.. thank you... thank you my dear sweet Doug and Jim. Thank you everyone. Drive safely my sweet groovy lovely people. Good night everyone!!!"


Oh wow. Thank you the one and only Mister Show Business and dead celebrity Mister Sammy Davis Junior. See you next time on "A Few Minutes With Dead Celebrities".