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Now, from our New York STNews World Headquarters in New Jersey is chief meterologist and your host, Connie Chung.


CC: Good morning. Tonight our guest is one of President Bush’s closest advisors and one of his latest nominee’s to high office as one of the highest ranking officials in the State Department. Karen Hughes. Good morning Karen and welcome to One On One.


KH: Hi Connie it’s nice to be with you today.



CC: Madame Appointee Hughes, you are one of the Presidents closest confidants and one of the old Texas consultants. A few years ago you retired back to Texas to “spend more time with your children” then came back for the election and now your getting a huge job you have absolutely no background for.
At all.
Don’t you need your children anymore?


KH: Ha ha. Oh Connie. Of course I do. But the country is more important, and President Bush needed me, and now the country and the entire world needs me. I can’t let my family stand in the way of Democracy and freedom.



CC: Wow.


KH: We are standing on the threshold of a new America, and the President thinks I can open the door to freedom in that threshold with a bold new voice on the international stage.



CC: You are good. My God what a mouth. But you don’t know anything about the complex issues this country is facing, and if it weren’t for the crazy ideologues that have bought our country you’d still be a secretary for a bankrupt cokehead baseball team owner.


KH: That’s my point. Isn’t Democracy incredible? Democracy and Freedom are amazing tools. A woman like me can run the country with some puppetry skills and a good hand at manipulation. People in these backwater backwards terror countries should know what can happen when we let democracy ring!


CC: You scare the shit out of me.


KH: I know, isn’t this a great country?



CC: For you maybe. But regular Americans...we're all waiting for this nightmare of pain and suffering to end.


KH: Oh, Connie Chung. It’s just beginning. And that’s a good thing, believe you me.


CC: AHHH! Stay back.


KH: Connie, I’d love to talk to you all night but I see we're out of time. Be seeing you.

ST NEWS IS INCREDIBLE!!



CC: What just happened?


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