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Here, from the National Mall in Washington D.C. is Chief ST News Anchor and Senior meteorologist, Connie Chung.



CC: Good afternoon. Within the last hour the Italian media has reported that Pope is dead. The Vatican has issued a statement that Pope's brain and heart are still working.
Our Jim Farris is in Vatican City for an update.
Jim...



JF: Yes Holy Connie Good evening. There have been conflicting reports over the Pope's condition and the Vatican has confirmed that he is still alive but concede there is no hope for recovery.



CC: Jim, how will we know when Pope does finally shuffle off this mortal coil?



JF: Holy Connie there is no specific person or procedure to count on. It is assumed that the Vatican will issue a definitive statement at that moment. Connie.



CC: Thank you Jim. ST Medical Correspondent Docotr Sanjay Bongwater joins me now. Doctor Bongwater how long will the Holy Pontiff Pope hang on in this medical condition?


SB: Good afternoon Connie. Yes. With so many medical problems for a man of this age it is a tribute to his will to live that he has hung on this long. It's anybody's guess.



CC: Anything on the rumor that Terry Shiavo's mother has asked the President to reinsert Pope's feeding tube?


SB:... Uh.....



CC: We'll be back. For now I'm Connie Chung. ST News.

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