Silly Thinking

Doug: I'm so glad you could make it.


Michael: Sure. Whatever.


Doug: Cause my sitcom, it's not really...things aren't going well.


Michael: What a shock, eh? You know, I was on a real sit-com.


Doug: Right.


Michael: Not this internet shit.


Doug: Oh. I know.


Michael: I played the son. You know, unlike you, I was the sexy teenager and not the...uh...


Doug: What?


Michael: Well, you play the stupid Dad, right?


Doug: I'm also a revolutionary on the show. You know, I provide the insightful edgy stuff.


Michael: *coughs*


Doug: You've got to help me.


Michael: I don't know what you want me to say. I mean...Jesus Christ, is it any wonder that your ratings are down?


Doug: Michael, you're not helping.


Michael: Call me Mr. Fox. Or sir. Actually I prefer sir.


Doug: Okay, sir.


Michael: You need some new material. A new storyline. Something happening, you know, like a wedding or a funeral or...


Doug: Something big?


Michael: I've got it. This will be perfect. I'll show you what I mean. Start the show now because this will be perfect.


Doug: *looks at script* This episdoe takes place at work. Are you sure about this? And there is a new character.


Michael: Trust me.

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4 is Enough!


Doug: I wonder if we could get a union here at the Oregon Symphony. Oh, hello there Maestro Kalmar.


Carlos Kalmar: You are FIRED!

END