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PARIS HILTON: ST1 on 1
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STNews presents


ST1 on 1

Now, from our New York STNews World Headquarters in New Jersey is chief meterologist and your host, Connie Chung.



CC: Good morning. Tonight our guest on One on One is a business woman, TV star, author, and now film star, making her feature film debut in the new remake of “House Of Wax” which opens Friday, Ms. Paris Hilton. Welcome Paris.


PH: Hi Connie, you're hot.


CC: Thank you Paris. I must ask you first up, are you as vapid and stupid as you seem? Maybe that’s unfair, I mean you couldn’t be… could you?


PH: I don’t know what you're talking about. I mean, I’m hot. I really am hot.



CC: Now, your movie debut is in the new “House of Wax”. Wasn’t the first “House of Wax” with Vincent Price?


PH: Yeah, Vincent Price… whatever. Ours is hotter. It’s really hot.


CC: See! Right there. That is such a vapid stupid response.


PH: I’m a businesswoman. A hot businesswoman.


CC: What business?


PH: I own clubs around the country. You know, nightclubs.


CC: And is there live music and food and such?


PH: They’re hot. They’re the hottest clubs around. They are so hot.


CC: OK. And does this movie mean your leaving TV to become a movie star?


PH: Well, maybe… I mean… I haven’t decided yet. I don’t care as long as it’s hot.


CC: Now you are the heir to the Hilton Hotel chain. Your parents named you Paris Hilton after the hotel. Was your father Nicky Hilton, the one married to Zsa Zsa Gabor?


PH:…


CC: Paris?


PH: Uhh?


CC: Is your father Nicky Hilton?


PH: I’m hot.


CC: OK.


PH: I’m hot.


CC: OK. Goodnight.


PH: I’m…


CC: Shut up. Will you just shut the fu…


ST IS HOT!!!!!!!!


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