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Now, from our New York STNews World Headquarters in New Jersey is chief meterologist and your host, Connie Chung.

CC: Good morning. Tonight our guest is an Academy Award winning actress, business woman, political activist, and the former Mrs. Ted Turner, Jane Fonda.

JF: Hello Connie. It’s ni…

CC: Is Ted Turner as good in bed as I think he is?

JF: ..to be wi… What? Wait…

CC: No really. Is he?

JF: Well… probably better.

CC: Oh NO! I knew it. I knew it!

JF: Knew what?

CC: One time, long before you came along Jane. So don’t worry.

JF:…

CC: I was in Atlanta for a TV Radio bullshit something and Ted Turner was there and he hit on me, and I turned him down.

JF: Oh my God your kidding.

CC: No. He said: ‘Uhh.. Miss Chung… I’m Ted Turner and I…. uhhh… want to go to bed with you if you want and that would really be nice and everything.’
And I was a seventies woman in the news business. That’s the way I was back then, I mean now it would be ‘Maury go away and come here Ted.” But then I was a feminist… and I was a feminist because of you Jane Fonda!

JF: Me? I didn’t even know you then.

CC: Yes it was you and Friedan, and the rest of you cunts who made me hard and not easy and that’s why I didn’t sleep with your future husband who I thought was soo hot!
Now, you have a new movie coming out.

JF: Yeah. What. Hey wait a minute I…..

CC: Sorry Hanoi, were out of time.

ST IS!!!!




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2012056 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2005-05-11 2:43 AM JANE FONDA: ST1 on 1 Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) STNews presents ST1 on 1 Now, from our New York STNews World Headquarters in New Jersey is chief meterologist and your host, Connie Chung. CC: Good morning. Tonight our guest is an Academy Award winning actress, business woman, political activist, and the former Mrs. Ted Turner, Jane Fonda. JF: Hello Connie. It’s ni… CC: Is Ted Turner as good in bed as I think he is? JF: ..to be wi… What? Wait… CC: No really. Is he? JF: Well… probably better. CC: Oh NO! I knew it. I knew it! JF: Knew what? CC: One time, long before you came along Jane. So don’t worry. JF:… CC: I was in Atlanta for a TV Radio bullshit something and Ted Turner was there and he hit on me, and I turned him down. JF: Oh my God your kidding. CC: No. He said: ‘Uhh.. Miss Chung… I’m Ted Turner and I…. uhhh… want to go to bed with you if you want and that would really be nice and everything.’ And I was a seventies woman in the news business. That’s the way I was back then, I mean now it would be ‘Maury go away and come here Ted.” But then I was a feminist… and I was a feminist because of you Jane Fonda! JF: Me? I didn’t even know you then. CC: Yes it was you and Friedan, and the rest of you cunts who made me hard and not easy and that’s why I didn’t sleep with your future husband who I thought was soo hot! Now, you have a new movie coming out. JF: Yeah. What. Hey wait a minute I….. CC: Sorry Hanoi, were out of time. ST IS!!!! Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top