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He’s a struggling writer.
(D.B. Sweeney)
She’s his lovely wife.
( Martika Berra)
Together they try to keep calm in a chaotic world where they only have one problem…
“2 Many Kids”
(“2 Many Kids” is taped before a life audience)
The Blaine Household.
M: Doug! We’re home.
D: I can’t wait till I’m famous and there’s world peace.
AB: Poppa! Poppa! Thank you!
D: Your welcome Alice B. What did I do?
M: We bought her Sand Crabs.
D: Sand crabs! Great! I guess….
T: Father?
D: Yes, Tupac.
T: Sand Crabs are a good investment. Starting with just two, and factoring in perfect conditions and an upped mortality rate, brought upon by home care and unforeseen accidents… Sand Crabs will double your money in a farming proposition two to one.
D: Who are you?
T: And the third quarter dividend will quadruple when…
AB: Oh Poppa I love my sand crabs. Here you hold them for a minute.
D: Alright. Oh they move so quick. HEY! I’VE GOT SAND CRABS IN MY PANTS. I’VE GOT SAND CRABS IN MY PANTS!!!
ST IS!!!!!
(D.B. Sweeney)
She’s his lovely wife.
( Martika Berra)
Together they try to keep calm in a chaotic world where they only have one problem…
“2 Many Kids”
(“2 Many Kids” is taped before a life audience)
The Blaine Household.
M: Doug! We’re home.
D: I can’t wait till I’m famous and there’s world peace.
AB: Poppa! Poppa! Thank you!
D: Your welcome Alice B. What did I do?
M: We bought her Sand Crabs.
D: Sand crabs! Great! I guess….
T: Father?
D: Yes, Tupac.
T: Sand Crabs are a good investment. Starting with just two, and factoring in perfect conditions and an upped mortality rate, brought upon by home care and unforeseen accidents… Sand Crabs will double your money in a farming proposition two to one.
D: Who are you?
T: And the third quarter dividend will quadruple when…
AB: Oh Poppa I love my sand crabs. Here you hold them for a minute.
D: Alright. Oh they move so quick. HEY! I’VE GOT SAND CRABS IN MY PANTS. I’VE GOT SAND CRABS IN MY PANTS!!!
ST IS!!!!!
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