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Now, from our New York STNews World Headquarters in New Jersey is chief meterologist and your host, Connie Chung.

CC: Good morning, tonight our guest is an international superstar, whose new film “War Of The Worlds”, directed by Steven Spielberg, is due out next week, Tom Cruise.

TC: Hi Connie. It’s great to… to.. be here. Great.

CC: Tom, you are one of the few movie actors who can still be called “Superstar”. How…

TC: I’M IN LOVE!! LOOK AT ME! WEEEE! I’M IN LOVE. OH JOY AM I EVER IN LOVE WITH A PRETTY LADY. A WOMAN. I LOVE A WOMAN!!!! WEEEEEE!

CC: Which is amazing because I thought you were as gay as a three dollar bill.

TC: I AM SO IN LOVE WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I CAN HARDLY STAND IT!

CC: Katie Holmes, right?

TC: SHE IS BEAUTIFUL! I AM LUCKY! WE ARE IN LOVE! SHE IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!

CC: Now Tom, were you also in love with your first two wives ,In those sham marriages you had to hide your homosexuality?

TC: That’s personal. That’s my personal life and I don’t want to talk about it.

CC: But with Katie Holmes you….

TC: I’M IN LOVE AND I WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO COME TO OUR WEDDING! I AM SO LUCKY AND SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. I’M IN LOVE. LOOK AT ME!!!! WEEEEE!

CC: Alright! Sit down you moron. Now you have new film coming out…

TC: “War of The Worlds”.

CC: Right. That’s right. Very good.

TC:…

CC: On the set of the movie you had members of your bogus, crackpot religion, Scientology, giving people massages on the set and do recruiting for the “church” and I use the term loosely.

TC: They are curious. People love Scientology and want to know more about it. I just want to help people. I love people. I love you!

CC: Tom, really.

TC: No, I do and I want to help you. That’s what I do. Help people. And if you don’t like it, fuck you. I don’t have time for you. You make me sick.

CC: But you just said you love me.

TC: The universal you. Not you personally.

CC: So you love people and want to help them if they believe in your crackpot bogus religion, right?

TC: Yeah.

CC: You have gone nuts. You are a moron Tom Cruise and you are creepy. So very creepy.

TC: I AM IN LOVE! I LOVE A WOMAN. I AM THE LUCKIEST MAN…

CC: Yeah OK. Good luck in your third sham marriage. I’m Connie Chung. Be seeing you.

ST IS.. ON OPRAH’S COUCH!!!!!




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2012102 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2005-06-22 1:47 AM Tom Cruise: ST1 on 1 Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (2) STNews presents ST1 on 1 Now, from our New York STNews World Headquarters in New Jersey is chief meterologist and your host, Connie Chung. CC: Good morning, tonight our guest is an international superstar, whose new film “War Of The Worlds”, directed by Steven Spielberg, is due out next week, Tom Cruise. TC: Hi Connie. It’s great to… to.. be here. Great. CC: Tom, you are one of the few movie actors who can still be called “Superstar”. How… TC: I’M IN LOVE!! LOOK AT ME! WEEEE! I’M IN LOVE. OH JOY AM I EVER IN LOVE WITH A PRETTY LADY. A WOMAN. I LOVE A WOMAN!!!! WEEEEEE! CC: Which is amazing because I thought you were as gay as a three dollar bill. TC: I AM SO IN LOVE WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I CAN HARDLY STAND IT! CC: Katie Holmes, right? TC: SHE IS BEAUTIFUL! I AM LUCKY! WE ARE IN LOVE! SHE IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN! CC: Now Tom, were you also in love with your first two wives ,In those sham marriages you had to hide your homosexuality? TC: That’s personal. That’s my personal life and I don’t want to talk about it. CC: But with Katie Holmes you…. TC: I’M IN LOVE AND I WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO COME TO OUR WEDDING! I AM SO LUCKY AND SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. I’M IN LOVE. LOOK AT ME!!!! WEEEEE! CC: Alright! Sit down you moron. Now you have new film coming out… TC: “War of The Worlds”. CC: Right. That’s right. Very good. TC:… CC: On the set of the movie you had members of your bogus, crackpot religion, Scientology, giving people massages on the set and do recruiting for the “church” and I use the term loosely. TC: They are curious. People love Scientology and want to know more about it. I just want to help people. I love people. I love you! CC: Tom, really. TC: No, I do and I want to help you. That’s what I do. Help people. And if you don’t like it, fuck you. I don’t have time for you. You make me sick. CC: But you just said you love me. TC: The universal you. Not you personally. CC: So you love people and want to help them if they believe in your crackpot bogus religion, right? TC: Yeah. CC: You have gone nuts. You are a moron Tom Cruise and you are creepy. So very creepy. TC: I AM IN LOVE! I LOVE A WOMAN. I AM THE LUCKIEST MAN… CC: Yeah OK. Good luck in your third sham marriage. I’m Connie Chung. Be seeing you. ST IS.. ON OPRAH’S COUCH!!!!! Read/Post Comments (2) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top