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“Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit”

When doctors and nurses get sick they come to this big city hospital for care, and when someone dies mysteriously, they call in The Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit.

(Episode 10)


Room 1119


Dr: Mrs. Worthington Waldorf Snowcroft, your test results are back and you look healthy as a dollar in Haiti.


Mrs.: Doctor, you know my husband was a doctor?


Dr: Yes. Everyone remembers the famous surgeon, Doctor Theodore H. Worthington Waldorf Snowcroft.


Mrs.: Yes. Well Teddy used to say, he’d say to me: ‘Winnie…’ he always called me Winnie, he’d say ‘Winnie don’t trifle with your health.”


Dr: …


Mrs.: Words to live by doctor. Words to live by.


Dr: …


Mrs.:…


Dr: Yes. Oh yes. Words to live by Mrs. Worthington Waldorf Snowcroft.


Mrs.: Have you seen Foofie, my dog?


Dr.: Oh Mrs. Worthington Waldorf Salad. You can’t have a dog in Doctors and Nurses Hospital.


Mrs. Why not? Without my husband there would be no Doctors and Nurses Hospital.


Dr: Oh Mrs. Statler Waldorf Salad, it’s not personal, Doctors and Nurses Hospital regulations.


Nurse: I found Mrs. Salad’s dog Doctor.


Dr.: Yes?


Nurse: It’s dead.


Mrs. My little foofie?



TD: I’ll take over now Mrs. Harvey Wallbanger Salad.


Mrs.: who are you?



TD: I’m Tippi Daniels, chief investigator, Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit.
Don’t leave the hospital. Your all suspects.


Mrs.: I beg your pardon.



TD: I’ll be in touch.


Mrs.: Touch?


(24 hours later)


CA: Well Tippie, did you crack the case of Mrs. Carrot and Raisin Salad and her dead poodle?



TD: Yes Chief Administrator. It was her personal assistant, to cover his body odor he drenched himself in Brute after shave. The dog was covered in it.






TD: Stop that man who smells like a Payless drug store. I have DNA evidence that he’s a killer.


PM: Already! Hold it right there!


PA: Alright I killed the mutt so what? The dog hated me.



TD: Take him away.


CA: Wow Tippi, you did it again.



TD: Just doing my job, Chief Administrator, as Tippi Daniels, chief investigator for Doctors and Nurses Hospital Investigation Unit.

ST Sucks!
And is keeping the summer hot! All summer long!


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