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“Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit”

When doctors and nurses get sick they come to this

big city hospital for care, and when someone dies mysteriously, they call in The Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit.

Episode 12

In the basement morgue of Doctors and Nurses Hospital

Police Lieutenant: There’s no doubt about it Nurse Daniels, bodies have been stolen out of your morgue here at Doctors and Nurses Hospital.

TD: That can only mean one thing, Lieutenant.

PL: What’s that Nurse Daniels?

TD: Someone has been here, and stole bodies, right under our nose.

Police Officer: You’d better see this Lieutenant.

PL: Nurse Daniels you’d better come with me and have a look.

PO: The lock has been fixed.

PL: Nurse Daniels, you’ve got some explaining to do.

(In the Administrators Office)

CA: How do you like my beautiful new skeleton Tippi?

TD: Chief administrator, where did you get that, that body?

CA: It’s not a body, I got it from the Chief Administrator’s Visual Display Website. Do you like it?

TD: Very nice, Chief Administrator.
Chief Administrator, if you didn’t steal the body from our morgue, who did?

CA: Steal?

TD: I’ll be in touch.

CA: Touch?

(24 hours later)

TD: So you see Lieutenant, by matching the DNA of every man and woman in the hospital, I found the person guilty of body snatching.

PL: All that scientific mumbo jumbo is too much for me. Just show me the perpetrator of the horrible crime.

TD: It’s your very own police officer, Lieutenant.

PL: Roberts, why that’s ridiculous.

PO: Don’t come near me. I HAD TO DO IT. My dad was barred from practicing medicine because of you pigs at Doctors and Nurses Hospital. HE NEEDED THOSE BODIES.
DON’T COME NEAR ME OR I’LL SHOOT!

PL: Even good cops go bad and have to be stopped. Tippi, you did it again. Why I’d have you on my team at the Police Department any day.

TD: My job Lieutenant. Tippi Daniels, Chief Investigator, Doctors and Nurses Hospital Investigation Unit.

ST IS!




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2012146 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2005-08-01 1:22 AM Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) “Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit” When doctors and nurses get sick they come to this big city hospital for care, and when someone dies mysteriously, they call in The Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit. Episode 12 In the basement morgue of Doctors and Nurses Hospital Police Lieutenant: There’s no doubt about it Nurse Daniels, bodies have been stolen out of your morgue here at Doctors and Nurses Hospital. TD: That can only mean one thing, Lieutenant. PL: What’s that Nurse Daniels? TD: Someone has been here, and stole bodies, right under our nose. Police Officer: You’d better see this Lieutenant. PL: Nurse Daniels you’d better come with me and have a look. PO: The lock has been fixed. PL: Nurse Daniels, you’ve got some explaining to do. (In the Administrators Office) CA: How do you like my beautiful new skeleton Tippi? TD: Chief administrator, where did you get that, that body? CA: It’s not a body, I got it from the Chief Administrator’s Visual Display Website. Do you like it? TD: Very nice, Chief Administrator. Chief Administrator, if you didn’t steal the body from our morgue, who did? CA: Steal? TD: I’ll be in touch. CA: Touch? (24 hours later) TD: So you see Lieutenant, by matching the DNA of every man and woman in the hospital, I found the person guilty of body snatching. PL: All that scientific mumbo jumbo is too much for me. Just show me the perpetrator of the horrible crime. TD: It’s your very own police officer, Lieutenant. PL: Roberts, why that’s ridiculous. PO: Don’t come near me. I HAD TO DO IT. My dad was barred from practicing medicine because of you pigs at Doctors and Nurses Hospital. HE NEEDED THOSE BODIES. DON’T COME NEAR ME OR I’LL SHOOT! PL: Even good cops go bad and have to be stopped. Tippi, you did it again. Why I’d have you on my team at the Police Department any day. TD: My job Lieutenant. Tippi Daniels, Chief Investigator, Doctors and Nurses Hospital Investigation Unit. ST IS! Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top