Silly Thinking

STSci-Fi Mystery Theatre!

Here is your host, Peter Graves.



PG: Hello again everyone and welcome to STSci-Fi Mystery Theatre.
Tonight we’d like you to meet a famous writer on a grueling promotional tour for his new book.
But he’s about to make an unscheduled stop in “STSci Fi Mystery Theatre"…

“The Man Of A Thousand Faces”



WJ: I love these limo rides. Driver, Can’t this thing go any faster?


D: Sorry Mister Jenkins. It’s traffic. Nothing I can do.


WJ: Hey wait a minute. Is this some kind of joke?


D: What do you mean?


WJ: You look just like me. I mean just like me.


D: You writers are so funny. Here we are Mister Jenkins.


WJ: But… this is a joke. Alright I know Maury set you up to do this.


D: Ha ha. What a sense of humor.




WJ: Well that was weird, wait till I get my hands on that Maury!


Bystander: Hey! Aren’t you Will Jenkins the writer?


WJ: Why yes I…. Hey! What’s going on here?


B: Could I have your autograph?


Chairman: Will? Will Jenkins! Come on your late. I’m the Chairman of the speakers committee. We were lucky to get you.


WJ: Yeah, well it’s my pleasure and…..
Wait a minute. I’ve got to sit down. Something’s wrong…


C: You know your not what I expected at all. Just looking at your picture on the cover, I thought you’d be taller.


WJ: Let me see that….




WJ: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


PG: Witness one Will Jenkins, famous writer, who is on a book tour in STS/FX!
We’d like to thank our guest star Howie Mandel as Will Jenkins and a special appearance by Ted Danson as Will Jenkins as well.
See you next time on STSci-FI Mystery Theatre!!

ST IS… weird.