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STNews Update

Here is Connie Chung.

CC: Good morning. Yesterday Vice President Dick Cheney visited the devastated Gulf Coast, an attempt by the White House to put a somewhat human face on an overwhelming series of bad judgements and slow responses to an unthinkable disaster.
While in Mississippi, the Vice President was briefing reporters when a passer by said "Fuck you Mister Cheney" then went around in another direction and said it again.
We here at ST have an exclusive scoop story. We know who the mystery passerby was!
Look at this clip from a recent ST broadcast:

Doug: [Dials phone]

Switchboard Operator: White House.

Doug: Ummm...

Switchboard Operator: May I help you?

Doug: I have a message for Dick Cheney.

Switchboard Operator: Sir...

Doug: Please tell him that I don't appreciate his war profiteering and he can go fuck himself.

Switchboard Operator: Sir--

Doug: He can go fuck himself.

Switchboard Operator: [...]

Doug: I don't appreciate his war profiteering and he can go fuck himself. [Hangs up phone]

CC: Yes it was our own Douglas Lain, popular American hero and founder of ST. Way to go Doug! And keep up the good work.
I'm Connie Chung. Stay with ST News!!!

ST IS...FUCK YOU!!!




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2012189 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2005-09-09 2:02 AM STNews Update: Dick Cheney's Visit to the Gulf Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) STNews presents STNews Update Here is Connie Chung. CC: Good morning. Yesterday Vice President Dick Cheney visited the devastated Gulf Coast, an attempt by the White House to put a somewhat human face on an overwhelming series of bad judgements and slow responses to an unthinkable disaster. While in Mississippi, the Vice President was briefing reporters when a passer by said "Fuck you Mister Cheney" then went around in another direction and said it again. We here at ST have an exclusive scoop story. We know who the mystery passerby was! Look at this clip from a recent ST broadcast: Doug: [Dials phone] Switchboard Operator: White House. Doug: Ummm... Switchboard Operator: May I help you? Doug: I have a message for Dick Cheney. Switchboard Operator: Sir... Doug: Please tell him that I don't appreciate his war profiteering and he can go fuck himself. Switchboard Operator: Sir-- Doug: He can go fuck himself. Switchboard Operator: [...] Doug: I don't appreciate his war profiteering and he can go fuck himself. [Hangs up phone] CC: Yes it was our own Douglas Lain, popular American hero and founder of ST. Way to go Doug! And keep up the good work. I'm Connie Chung. Stay with ST News!!! ST IS...FUCK YOU!!! Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top