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This is BREAKING NEWS From ST!

Here is Connie Chung.



CC: The eye of Hurricane Rita is coming ashore at this hour, right on the border of Texas and Louisiana.



CC: Levy breaks occured yesterday in New Orleans and more tropical storm size winds are due for the Big Easy, while the small towns on the Texas Gulf and Glaviston are bieng beat up by this, now, category three hurricane.
25% of the countries oil supply and processing is also in the direct path of the hurricane and all work has stopped.
Gas prices will probably rise to a national high of five dollars a gallon.
The Hurricane will soon come to a dead stop and rain for four days over this drenched region dropping, in some spots, dropping a perdicted 25 inches of rain.


CC: Luckily the Iraqi war has given us a huge oil supply, at very little cost and will make up for the shortfall and...
Did I have you morons going there for a minute?
Ha ha.

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