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Tonight!

An STOriginal Movie!

“On Patrol”

Iraq. Present day. a U.S. squad of marines approach an abandoned building on the outskirts of a town.

Pvt. Stone: Hey Sergeant, I don’t remember that building being there.

SGT: They all look alike to me. Private, you and Johnson check it out.

PS: Yes sir.

PJ: Yes sir.

SGT: Stay on the radio.

The two soldiers enter the building.

PS: Sergeant, it looks empty, sir.
Sergeant? ….
Sir?
Radio’s dead.

PJ: Gee, an equipment failure. What a surprise.

(A noise)

PJ: What was that?

PS: It’s… it’s…

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

PJ: AHHHHHHH!

SGT: Private? Private? Damn Halliburton radios. I’ve got to go in there. Don’t move till I get back.

Private Smith: Yes sir.

Sgt. enters the building.

SGT: Privates? Where are you?

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Private Smith: Where are they?
What?

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Back at the base the squad returns from patrol acting a little zombie like.

The base, from a distance.

AHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHH!!!
AHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2012232 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2005-10-22 4:43 AM STSaturday Night At The Movies: An ST Original Movie: "On Patrol" Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) ST Tonight! An STOriginal Movie! “On Patrol” Iraq. Present day. a U.S. squad of marines approach an abandoned building on the outskirts of a town. Pvt. Stone: Hey Sergeant, I don’t remember that building being there. SGT: They all look alike to me. Private, you and Johnson check it out. PS: Yes sir. PJ: Yes sir. SGT: Stay on the radio. The two soldiers enter the building. PS: Sergeant, it looks empty, sir. Sergeant? …. Sir? Radio’s dead. PJ: Gee, an equipment failure. What a surprise. (A noise) PJ: What was that? PS: It’s… it’s… AHHHHHHHH!!!!! PJ: AHHHHHHH! SGT: Private? Private? Damn Halliburton radios. I’ve got to go in there. Don’t move till I get back. Private Smith: Yes sir. Sgt. enters the building. SGT: Privates? Where are you? AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Private Smith: Where are they? What? AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Back at the base the squad returns from patrol acting a little zombie like. The base, from a distance. AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top