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STS/FX

Here is your host, Peter Graves.



PG: Joey Snider and Lester have been entertaining the world for thirty years. But behind the scenes they don’t get along. Lets visit them in their dressing room, backstage in a fashionable hotel, not in Las Vegas or New York, but just to the south of STS/FX.


(A Fashionable hotel)


(Dressing Room)


JS: Yeah Bobby. Look I’ve got you on the speaker phone.
What do you mean why?


Lester:


JS: Because your our agent, that’s why. And I thought Lester and I should hear what you have to say.
Look, this is a nice place. But, come on, were stars. Not an opening act.
I mean Tiffany’s great, but frankly, not exactly a big draw.


L: She’s past her prime.


JS: No, that was Lester. Yes I agree. Look we need better bookings.
Well do what you can. Goodbye.


L: You weren’t firm enough.


JS: Look, quit criticizing me. I did what I thought was best.


L: Criticizing? I wasn’t criticizing. I just thought…


Tiffany: Hi guys!


JS: Tiffany. Great to see you.


T: Yeah great. Knock ‘em dead tonight you two.


JS: OH. You know us.


T: Yeah. Uh, Lester…


L: Yeah?


T: Are we still on for that late supper in your suite after the show?


L: Yeah sweet cakes. Can’t wait.


T: Groovy!


L: Alright kitten. Your great.


T: see you studley. Bye Joey.


JS: Bye Tiffany. Lester, your going out with Tiffany after the show?


L: Yeah. She’s hot.


JS: But you just said she’s past her prime.


L: That’s business. But she’s what’s available and she’s hot tonight.


JS: You are cold man.


L: Don’t criticize me. Just because your small and old and don’t get any.


JS: You bastard. You don’t care about anybody but your self. I ought to take your head off.


L: Don’t touch me Joey. Don’t come near me you putz. Or I’ll take your head off.


JS: Yes sir.


L: That’s better. You know, I’d like to direct.



PG: Well, whose the dummy? That’s for you to decide. I’d like to thank our guests tonight: Danny as Lester,
Judge Reinhold as Joey and special guest Tiffany as herself.
See you next time on STS/FX.


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