from The Daily Dish by Andrew Sullivan
The gadget we've all been waiting for:

Today at CES, Taser International introduced the Taser MPH -- the first combination hand-held music player and Taser. The player, which has a 1-GB capacity that can hold about 150 songs, is embedded in a holster that slips on your belt. Feel the need to zap someone and you can unholster the Taser, use the built-in laser pointer to aim, and blam -- a couple of darts carrying 50,000 volts hits your victim.