http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/35218073.html

(A personal ad from Craig's list...)

I don't kick puppies! - 24

1. Abstract.
Date me.

2. Introduction.
Hi, my name is __________.

2.1. Appearance.
I am about 6 feet tall (although I was recently made aware that I might only be 5'11 and a half). I have blonde hair, and my eyes are either blue or grey.
I weigh approximately 175 pounds (subject to g = 9.8 m/ss), and am neither a dragon nor a pinata.

(Much more at site.)

(Thanks to D for pointing this out to me.)