http://www.lulu.com/content/76198

Look at the cover. Seriously. It's horrible. We all know that the contents are shit, but the cover...well, my 5 year old niece could've done better. It's choppy as hell.

Nicki, darling, the Weekly World News at least tries to make things look seamless and semi-pro. Your cover looks as though it's been scribbled on by...you.

Also, I hope that you've credited all the photos, or that they're public domain. In fact, I think I'll look them up and see.

The back cover should be mentioned as well. Palanthos put it best when he said, "It's a picture of Nicky taking a dump on the sidewalk!" Also, the over-use of italics is annoying.

No, I am not a professional artist, editor, critic, or anything like that. However, I know beauty when I see it, because I create it daily, and surround myself with it. This...is not beauty.

I've always been told not to judge a book by its cover, but in this case, I think the cover is very representative of what's inside.