I got this from a guy I work with. :) Credit for writing this goes to Kevin McHugh.

#!/bin/xmas

0 better [ !pout -a !cry ]
0 better [ !shout ]
cat /etc/why
santa_claus < north_pole > town

cat /etc/passwd | awk 'BEGIN {FS=":"} {print $1}' > list /usr/bin/check list /usr/bin/check list cat list | sgrep naughty > /dev/coal cat list | sgrep nice > /dev/presents santa_claus < north_pole > town

who | sgrep sleeping
who | sgrep awake
who | sgrep bad
who | sgrep good

for goodness sake; do
be good
done

better [ !pout -a !cry ]
better [ !shout ]
cat /etc/why
santa_claus < north_pole > town