I read Nobody's journal entry about a Kevin Smith personality test (one of those goofy little quizes). So I took it and it said I am God (and a woman):

You know all and see all, but that doesn't prevent you from having a child-like innocence and a playful sense of humor. You obviously think very highly of yourself, but that's okay, everyone does. Told ya God was a woman!! Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!!