So, this morning I couldn't find my keys for my bike lock. I searched my messenger bag thoroughly. I even dumped it out. I cleaned the entire house looking for those god damned keys. No luck.

So, I bought a hack saw. After 30 minutes of sawing and getting nowhere, I searched at Google (shameless plug) for "how to steal a bike". Bingo. I found a site that showed me where to cut and viola the Ulock is no more and my bike is free once again.

While I'm finishing up the last few bits of cleaning I pick up my acupuncture set and notes, sit down on the couch, put my messenger bag on my lap and open the flap.

and there are the keys.

I don't even understand how they could have been in that position without falling out. I truly don't understand how they could have been there... I emptied that stupid bag twice today and found nothing.

*sigh*

Ah well, it's only money, right?