This little baby set me back 16,000 gold! That's a LOT.

It's not just a mount that can be ridden around though, it has two extra seats! By default those seats are filled with two vendors, which means that any time I need to sell off the vendor trash in my bags, I can just mount up... sell, sell, sell, repair my gear, then dismount and continue on my way! Even COOLER though, is that I can kick those vendors out of the seats and my friends can hop up onto the mammoth and ride around with me! :D

I was able to save up the money for this guy because of a ridiculously successful new Auction House scheme that I've been running. It's amazingly successful to a sick degree. The volume of Infinite Dust purchased in the Auction House on any given day is staggering, so I can put up as much as I possibly can and it will sell every single day. I'm averaging over 1000g per day, sometimes 2000g per day. It would previously take me weeks to earn that kind of virtual gold. The pries of the stuff I'm selling has been very stable for weeks and while it is possible that the market can crash, I'm making as much cash as possible right now. Now if I could just figure out how to bundle crappy WoW mortgages into securities and bilk people for millions of WoW gold... and then the Bank of Johl could get a WoW bailout from the King of Stormwind.