It's been a while since I've seen any Darwin Awards, but I'd like to nominate Josh Hancock for the next set. (Actually, the web site allows that, so I have done so.)

He killed himself in a car crash...

- Drunk at twice the state limit and

- Talking on a cell phone and

- Probably doped and

- Speeding 15mph over limit and

- Not seatbelted

What a doofus.

Police: Cardinals' Hancock was drunk at time of fatal accident