I just ran past one of the journalscape journals that's being used for a class. I really wanted to introduce myself there, but decided it was probably highly inappropriate and decided I'd do it here.

"Hi. My name is Electric Grandmother and I have a blog at Journalscape. For fun I study the mating habits of June bugs, stalk Neil Gaiman at his lovely Adams Family style abode in Minnesota all the while thinking what a hottie he is, collect children in butterfly cases, and write Dear Abby. (Please don't out me to the newspapers; they think it's still really her.)

"Sometimes when the moon is full I dance mostly naked around the lake across the street from my house and call for the gods to come down and make a woman out of me."

Your turn...